Ruby
To my dear fans,
As winter is nearing an end, I am glad to report that my
attitude is fair. I have yet to bite a technician (today). I have managed to become even more beautiful
and feel more amazing these last few weeks. As many of you may know I used to
have a weight problem, but my staff here has helped me achieve my goals of the
healthy, beautiful shape you see today!
I have included a photo of my first
days here at Pekin Vet. DO NOT LAUGH. I repeat, DO NOT LAUGH or I will have you
disposed of. I have lost a total of
about 16 pounds! I know, I know, you're like... “What's your secret, Princess
Ruby!?!” “How did you get so beautiful?!”
Well, here it is. Eat less and move more!
Yep, that’s it…Oh, and the
help of a prescription diet and a strict measuring cup... If you want to know
more just ask the stingy techs and doctors here.
Pssst, occasionally I can trick someone into feeding me
twice! AND sometimes I steal Cooper's breakfast... He can be so dense
sometimes! Ta-Ta for now suckers!
Princess Ruby
Cooper
Hey Dudes!
It’s your Captain speaking. It's been a tough winter, and
with this nicer weather coming, I’ve changed my ‘tude a bit. I’ve lightened up
my stick demeanor on the technicians. I sleep, eat, and watch everyone rush
around while I doze on the counter tops. I don't have any bills to pay, and everyone
wants to love on me, of course. Sometimes, taking it easy, can be more
overwhelming than you would think! But I’m catching on just fine…
I should plan a trip. I do trip sometimes when I am thinking
about food. food. foooood...fooooood. What? Where was I? Anyway, I can't
complain. I only wish I knew what was going on with Ruby, she can be so sassy
sometimes. And I have no idea what is with the smug look she gives me after
breakfast sometimes. Like she knows something I don't. Like she is royalty or
something. I like royalty. Prince William seems nice... Wonder if he ever goes
by Prince Bill? What was I saying again? Anyway, take care, ‘till next time!
Later Gater,
Captain Cooper
