Ruby and Cooper Blog

My Devote Followers,

                My favorite time of year is finally here! I’m so glad that fall has finally arrived! All the leaves are changing, and the holidays are coming – and you all know how much I loooooove turkey!... And stuffing. And pumpkin pie! Anyway, I love everything about this time of year. Especially the weather! Even though it’s cooler, I’m glad these thoughtful technicians are still sure to get me my Revolution every thirty days! No need for pesky parasites or itchy fleas now, or ever! I’m too much of a lady for that… Time to go bathe in the sunlight. Talk to you soon my furless friends!

XOXO,

Princess Ruby

Dear Dudes,

                It’s finally time for that super special month of October, and my FAVORITE party of all time, Halloween! I totally love seeing everyone come in wearing their radically awesome costumes. Maybe I’ll find something this year to scare a hairball outta Ruby… That’d be absolutely righteous, dudes! Last year I was a mummy, and how do you top that?! It’s probably gonna take me forever, but I’ll think of something! I’m sure the staff here will be more than excited to find me something. I always look so rad dressed up. Better start bugging them now… To The Perch! See you soon!

Later,

Captain Cooper 

March: Ruby/Cooper

Ruby

To my dear fans,

As winter is nearing an end, I am glad to report that my attitude is fair. I have yet to bite a technician (today).  I have managed to become even more beautiful and feel more amazing these last few weeks. As many of you may know I used to have a weight problem, but my staff here has helped me achieve my goals of the healthy, beautiful shape you see today! 

I have included a photo of my first days here at Pekin Vet. DO NOT LAUGH. I repeat, DO NOT LAUGH or I will have you disposed of.  I have lost a total of about 16 pounds! I know, I know, you're like... “What's your secret, Princess Ruby!?!” “How did you get so beautiful?!”  Well, here it is. Eat less and move more!

 Yep, that’s it…Oh, and the help of a prescription diet and a strict measuring cup... If you want to know more just ask the stingy techs and doctors here.

Pssst, occasionally I can trick someone into feeding me twice! AND sometimes I steal Cooper's breakfast... He can be so dense sometimes! Ta-Ta for now suckers!

*Muah *Muah,

Princess Ruby

Cooper

Hey Dudes!

It’s your Captain speaking. It's been a tough winter, and with this nicer weather coming, I’ve changed my ‘tude a bit. I’ve lightened up my stick demeanor on the technicians. I sleep, eat, and watch everyone rush around while I doze on the counter tops. I don't have any bills to pay, and everyone wants to love on me, of course. Sometimes, taking it easy, can be more overwhelming than you would think! But I’m catching on just fine…

I should plan a trip. I do trip sometimes when I am thinking about food. food. foooood...fooooood. What? Where was I? Anyway, I can't complain. I only wish I knew what was going on with Ruby, she can be so sassy sometimes. And I have no idea what is with the smug look she gives me after breakfast sometimes. Like she knows something I don't. Like she is royalty or something. I like royalty. Prince William seems nice... Wonder if he ever goes by Prince Bill? What was I saying again? Anyway, take care, ‘till next time!

 Later Gater,

Captain Cooper